The local news was covering a snow storm in Portland, Oregon Friday night, when a couple from California jogged by. So they stopped for an interview, and explained how they weren't used to snowy weather . . . "It's the perfect texture for running, very low impact." Then the guy explains how "fun" and "nice" it is, and how it makes more sense to run than bike.
And right after THAT, they jog off . . . and the woman SLIPS and EATS it.